Now, see what you're all making me do? This is my mom's roommate and I have taken over her lap in protest! I need more love and petting! I will not be moved until my demands are met and I get lots more petting and get to go with my mom to Australia! I shall take over all the laps until my demands are met! I'll take over all of New York if I must!
Or, until dinner time. Hmm, I'm kinda hungry right now actually.
OH! SHINY THING!
Wait, what was I doing again?